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*Pollen accidentally enters body*
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Immune system:
What the hell is that?
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Pollen:
Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
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Immune system:
OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
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Pollen:
What?!? No! We just got lo-
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Immune system:
OPEN THE FLOODGATES
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Pollen:
The what?
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Mucus membranes:
Sir. All the floodgates?
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Immune system:
ALL OF THEM.
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Pollen:
Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
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[Dramatic music]
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Me:
*Sneezes*
(Source: 333onlyhalfevol)
ash you stupid piece of shit r u fucking dumb u got fucking pikachu in the god damn water this nigga is made of thunderbolts n lightening and yo dumb ass really gone put him in the water like is u serious my nigga like have you never been to school before like what if pikachu get mad or something like then what bruh then yo dumb ass gone be dead see this why yo ass aint pokemon master right now smh u a dumb nigga for real ngl
Fuck yeah.
… i know !
when-you-can-t-sleep-at-night:
i went to spring fever tour tonight and made the decision to miss prom for it which was the best decision of my life. because of that, me and my friend chloe decided to dress up for the concert as if it were prom and we brought a giant banner that said “we skipped prom for this” on it. we specifically decided to crowd surf with the sign first when mayday parade played somebody that i used to know cuz we knew vic fuentes would be on stage with them. derek sanders of mayday parade saw me crowd surfing with the sign and gave a shout out to me for skipping prom after the song, which was awesome! then pierce the veil came onstage and during their acoustic i’m low on gas and you need a jacket, Chloe and i started slow dancing to have our one prom dance. then the people in the crowd around us got a giant section of the pit to sit down while we were dancing so we could be the only ones standing and have our dance together alone! it was the most incredible thing i’ve ever seen. then we kissed and the crowd around us went crazy. and then vic noticed in the middle of the song and pointed us out in the crowd and said he had never seen anything like it before at any show and he sang the rest of the song to us. then he gave us another shout out and was like “give it up for that prom couple!” and for the rest of the night, people came up to us asking if we were “the prom couple” and giving us high fives and saying thing like “fuck prom!” some people even got pictures with us. when all time low came on, they said that they had heard about the kids who skipped prom which means that ptv talked about us which is awesome! it was the best concert of my life and i know i will never forget it and hopefully the bands will remember it too!
THAT IS THE FUCKING CUTEST THING I’VE EVER READ OH Y GOD
this needs to be on my blog. this is the cutest fucking thing I have ever read.
Damn that is so cute!
Too cute! *falls on floor because too many feels!*
HOLY SHIT I was there! It was amazing :’) this guy was standing near me and he hurt out crying
They were standing behind me aww
I was there yup
My mom was waiting for me during Spring Fever at a restaurant and she said Tony Perry walked in and ordered a 99 cent chicken sandwich and apparently someone asked him if he “was going to the concert next door” and he just laughed
“This shot was taken at my 2009 world title party! I had just turned around and copped a hand straight across the face. When I realized what happened and saw it was Andy he immediately said “I wanted you to remember the first time you saw me!” I told him I would never forget it! And never will. Love you brother and miss you…. #aiforever”- Mick’s insta.
